Larger site refactor ig

Author: Teinc3

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 ## About Me
 
-'05 Hongkonger that is equally bad at everything
-<img id="aEmoji1" src="/assets/emojis/omega_chair.gif" alt="Omega_Wheelchair_Emoji">
-<p>Have an interest in most things but can't actually be competent in any of them. 
-You probably know the saying - <a href="/blogs/good_at_everything_and_nothing/">Good at everything, Good at Nothing</a>
-<img id="aEmoji2" src="/assets/emojis/pepe_sadge.png" alt="Pepe_sadge">
-</p>
-
-I have preferred pronouns (<abbr title="Honestly who cares about pronouns these days smh"><span id="aUnderlineTooltip1">application/json</span></abbr>). 
-
-Also, I hate nerds and I am not a nerd. People who think I am a nerd are the nerdiest of the nerds <i>:CHECKMATE:</i>
-
-**Side Note**: If you ever came here before 2026, you might recognise that I used to have a different About Me section!
-That's because I decided to rewrite it to better reflect who I am now.
-See if you remember what I wrote back then - No cheating by looking at Commit History :P
+<b style="font-size: larger;">System.User.Profile("Teinc3")</b>
+
+- **Version**: v20.0.0 (Build 05')
+- **Manufacturer**: Made in Hong Kong
+- **Server Location**: Europe/Oxford
+- **Known Bugs**: <span>High latency in boring lectures. Overclocking under unique problems <img id="aEmoji1" src="/assets/emojis/omega_chair.gif" alt="Omega_Wheelchair_Emoji"></span>
+- **Pronouns**: <abbr title="Honestly who cares about pronouns these days smh"><span id="aUnderlineTooltip1">syn/ack</span></abbr>
+- **Checksum**: 0x00000000 (Zero Nerds detected in LAN)
+- **Protocol**: Hates nerds. Implements the following check: <br>
+    <code>if (Observer.believes(User.isNerd)) {</code><br>
+    <code>assert(Observer.isNerd === true);</code><br>
+    <code>} // Checkmate</code>
+- **Hobbies**: Exploiting games, Urban/Rural Exploration, making music, typing faster than 99.9% of others, <abbr title="Otherwise known as being poorjar">affirming one's noobiness</abbr>.

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 1. My name is not Amit Ho
 2. My name is not Amit Ho
 3. My name is not Amit Ho
-4. 0-indexing is objectively better.
+4. 0-indexing and tab-based indentation are objectively better.
 5. All of the above are true. (Look, it's your problem if you don't believe me)

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 <div>
 <p>I enjoy typing a few paragraphs of text occassionally when I'm bored.</p>
 <p>My typing average is around 135 WPM. On some days i may break 150 consistently while on some days I may struggle to keep it above 125.</p>
-<p>I mainly play typeracer because you get to race against other people.</p>
-<p>Here is my typestats profile: <a href="https://typingstats.com/profile/teinc3">https://typingstats.com/profile/teinc3</a></p>
-<p>As a side note, I've also started typing in Russian, entirely for fun. Honestly puzzles me why I didn't try speedtyping Chinese instead. Currently my speed keeps fluctuating as I'm still learning the layout, but I hope that in a few months I'll be able to get a consistent 100+ WPM there.</p>
+<p>I mainly play typeracer because you get to race against other people. Here is my typestats profile:
+<a href="https://typingstats.com/profile/teinc3">https://typingstats.com/profile/teinc3</a></p>
+<p>As a side note, I've also started typing in Russian (ЙЦУКЕН) but entirely for fun. 
+Honestly puzzles me why I didn't try speedtyping Chinese (倉頡) instead.</p>
+<p>Currently my speed keeps fluctuating as I'm still learning the layout, 
+but I hope that in a few months I'll be able to get a consistent 100+ WPM there.</p>
 </div>
 <a href="https://data.typeracer.com/pit/profile?user=vkij&ref=badge" target="_top"><img src="https://data.typeracer.com/misc/badge?user=vkij" border="0" alt="TypeRacer.com scorecard for user vkij"/></a>
 </div>

markdowns/home/bFacts.md

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-## Countries Visited
+## Countries Deployed To
 
 <iframe src="https://visitedplaces.com/embed/?map=world&projection=geoOrthographic&theme=dark-green&water=1&graticule=1&names=1&duration=2000&placeduration=100&slider=0&autoplay=1&autozoom=none&autostep=1&home=HK&places=My%20Home~HK~1_0_0_-114.2_-22.4*Asia~CN_TW_JP_KR_TH_MO~1.5_83.8_33.3_-83.8_-33.3*Europe~GB_PT_GE_BA_ME~2.4_12.1_53.3_-12.1_-53.3*Africa~MA~1.5_18_1.6_-18_-1.6*North%20America~US~1.6_-100.6_44.4_100.6_-44.4" style="width: 100%; height: 600px;"></iframe>

markdowns/home/cTyping.md

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       <div id="aHeader">
         <img id="aResizedImage" src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/5QoiTpwS1iEAAAAC/wheelchair-fall.gif" alt="Wheelchair_Falling_Down_Gif">
         <div>
-          <h1><abbr title="This page is definitely not inspired by somebody else">Teinc3's Homepage</abbr></h1>
+          <h1><abbr title="This page is definitely not inspired by something else starting with G">Teinc3's Homepage</abbr></h1>
         </div>
-        <a href="https://youareanidiot.cc">
-          <img src="/assets/banners/youareanidiot.gif" alt="You_are_an_idiot!" />
-        </a>
+        <abbr title="Я знаю, что ничего не знаю">
+          <a href="https://youareanidiot.cc">
+            <img src="/assets/banners/iamanidiot.gif" alt="You_are_an_idiot!" />
+          </a>
+        </abbr>
       </div>
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